At least I know why I'll always be single. It's because I'm kind of an idiot. The following is the precise transcript of a conversation I had at the 56th Street Starbucks today. I started talking to a cute blond girl, we exchanged pleasantries, and then this happened:
ME : So what do you do?
HER: I'm a waterfront monitor.
ME : So you're a lifeguard.
And that was the end of that.
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Updated: I added the "Reasons I Will Always Be Single" label.
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I don't know exactly what to say about this, but I would think the girl was the strange one. Who ever says waterfront monitor?
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