Explanation for My Extended Absence

Um, the weather got nice. So instead of sitting at my computer writing the love story that is you, me, and this blog; I've been outside doing the following things:

• Throwing Frisbees in the direction of pretty girls, hoping this will somehow spark a conversation. It doesn't.
• Watching people navigate the Indianapolis Canal Area with gyro-scooters. Wondering what's so bad about walking.
• Wearing bike cleats and spandex shorts at inappropriate times and in inappropriate places.
• Acquiring a lobster-like sunburn across my shoulders. I'm very excited by this. My shirts feel itchy.