Wednesday, April 23, 2008

I Don't Know What Cows Eat...

...but whatever it is, it makes their flatulence otherworldly. I mean - good gravy - I heard a cow fart from 100 yards. It was violent and noisy and gross and when it was done, the other cows mooed in disapproval; as if to say, "C'mon dude, we're right here. Seriously, go elsewhere with that business."

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Updated: I had no idea that this theory existed, but after today you can call me a borderline believer. The site claims that cow farts do 23 times more damage to the environment than cars do.

Hat tip to Dan & Nancy.

1 comment:

Dan said...

There are those who claim cows cause more air pollution than cars do, so this makes perfect sense.