Presenting the Comments Ombudsman

People don't comment here terribly often. But sometimes they do; and I want everyone to know that I read the comments on a regular basis. I also critique them.

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In response to the girl who shot me down at Starbucks last week, Tony wrote:

Thankfully, cold-hearted witch isn't your type.

This is true. Glinda the Good Witch was significantly nicer looking than the evil witch. Also, she was prettier than the female munchkins.

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Again, in response to the same incident, Wireless wrote:

Hello. This post is likeable, and your blog is very interesting, congratulations :-). I will add in my blogroll =). If possible gives a last there on my blog, it is about the Wireless, I hope you enjoy a hug.

It's worth noting that this doesn't actually make sense, but consider the blog plugged. Also, don't visit that blog.

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In response to a post about Bill Buckner, Tony wrote:

Fun Fact #1 about Bill Buckner: Buckner won the same amount of Championships for Boston as Junior Seau.

Zing. Also, the Patriots stink.

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In response to another bad church sign, Jimmy wrote:

Well, you have another e-stalker...

The key word there is "another," as in it has happened before. Twice.

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In response to a post about my crazy biology teacher, Kittyhartman26 wrote:

Here's a funny story, I was trying to write a comment in here, and it said I had to have a blogger account to do so. So I typed my usual username and password into the blanks just for kicks, and what do you know, I DO have a blogger account. Wacky!

Thank you for adding to the discourse at the Drawing Board.

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You know what to do.