I Got Clocked

I got pulled over. I got pulled over on my way to work. I got pulled over on my way to work this morning. I got pulled over on my way to work this morning on a bicycle.*

*Secretly, and very publicly, I've always wanted to be pulled over for speeding on a bicycle. I saw the cop, I saw the hill, and I thought, let's see what happens. It happened.

I was killing 36 out of Danville when it happened. The cop pulled up next to me and told me to meet him up at the next light. I did. The two cops were just sort of chuckling when I arrived.

Me: "What's up?"

Cop 1: "Just wanted to let you know we clocked you doing 38 in a 35."

Cop 2: "Niiiiiice."*

*He said it just like Kevin from The Office. Also, he sort of looked like Kevin in The Office.