Another Church Sign

I ran across this doozy as I was driving down to Beech Grove this weekend to see a friend's new apartment. It actually made me cringe. I very nearly pulled over to correct the (well-intentioned) people:

Most of the time, I have problems with signs that seem a little too corny, or try too hard at a bad metaphor. Now I have a very different objection. God never intended to be an insurance policy. God never intended to be our last resort. God never wanted to be the thing we decide to try when we've tried every conceivable thing out there. But you wouldn't know it from this.

Bummer.