Thursday, March 27, 2008

You Just Don't Get Me, Do You?

Sometimes I make jokes. And most of the time those jokes are dumb. Often, someone won't realize that I'm making a joke, and then they look at me weird.

As I left my house this morning, my neighbor was walking his German shepherds. They saw me. They went nuts. No big deal.

I run a few loads of stuff from the house to the car, and the guy calls over to me, "Hey, got a second?"

So, I walk over. He explains that the dogs get antsy around people they haven't sniffed. If I let them sniff me, they'll be more comfortable next time.

Me: "Yeah, I'm the same way around new people."

Neighbor: ...

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