Wednesday, April 30, 2008

I Read Something Gross and Now You Have to Read It Too

People ask me a lot how I stay in shape. Actually, no one asks that. Instead, they ask, "How in the world are you so skinny?" The simple answer is that I do the complete opposite of this:
  • "Once, while out with his brothers, [Mike Golic] ate eight Grand Slams from Denny's."
  • "Another time, while once again out with his brothers, Golic says he ate 240 wings."
Good God. Did 120 chickens have to die to satisfy this man?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

To be fair, if he ate an even balance of wings to drumsticks then only 60 chickens had to die.

Todd Outcalt said...

I'm going to eat a pound of kopi luwak coffee beans some day, just for the taste.