More Fun With Google Analytics

In the 15 months that the drawing board has been around, about 900 different people have come here from search engines using 300 different search terms. Turns out there's a bunch of roads that lead here.* Here are the most popular ones.**

* Highway to Helman?  Anyone?

** Jeff Lynne was the lead singer for ELO and also a member of the Travelling Wilburys. This will be important later.

1. Aaron Helman

Something like 250 people have Googled my name. It'd be an honor if it wasn't so creepy.

3. Gladiator Names

Another 90 people wound up here because they were looking for information about American Gladiators. This is the most traffic-inducing post I've ever written. Yikes.

5. Ferret in a Sweater

Just so I can show a picture.

10. Bono d-bag

Turns out there are a lot who don't love U2. All of this because of a comment Tony left here last December.

32. Aaron Helman needs to die

I've been ignoring this one since last November...

37. I love Aaron Helman

...and focusing on this one instead.

61. Beautiful Church Sign

Someone searched for that and Google mislead them. Horribly.

78. Are dogs fast?

Yes they are.

112. Can the Cubs actually kill me prematurely?

113. Why do the Cubs do this to me every freaking year?

114. This all Jeff Lynne's fault.

These are all right in a row. I like to imagine they're related.

151. Drew Carey sucks

Affirmative.

188. Aaron ate pancakes

Yes. Yes I did.

210. Someone stop Wisconsin from hiring snipers

I'm not sure I'm the man for the job.

270. now, i'm going to do something i like to call the 'compliment sandwhich" where i say something good, talk about where you need improvement, and then end with something good

Why?

300. Remember when Mr. Gamble flipped out?

Yes. Yes I do.