Monday, November 5, 2007

Another Church Sign

I saw another beautiful church sign this morning on the way to work. This isn't an actual photograph of the church sign. I just put the saying through the church sign generator:

I imagine the conversation went something like this:

Person 1: Let's communicate to people about heaven-or-hell.
Person 2: Better idea. We need some way to make Hell cute.
Person 1: How about "Have a fire escape plan. Trust God."
Person 2: Better idea. Let's compare eternity to a diner.
Person 1: I like hamburgers.
Person 2: Better idea. Cheeseburgers.

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Now playing: Julie Feeney - Autopilot

3 comments:

Pickledoreos said...

So what would you put on a sign to make people think. I always thought that they were more like conversation starters really than something trying to bring people into their church. You would definantly not like one of the churches in Belen, becasue they are always putting up stuff like that.

Unknown said...

Imagine driving past this church sign at 45 mph. You're going fast enough to read the saying which is in huge letters, but there's no way you can read the service times that are buried there in 12-point font.

I want the sign to tell me something about the church.

Pickledoreos said...

I guess that makes sense. But I have to say that maybe that is saying something about the church, maybe not when you can go, but at least a vage idea of what they believe.